UPDATE: I've received some awesome submissions so far:
@Poker Lawyer - Stu, Proust, Ballz, "Doyle," Brunson," "Zinger," "Dolly," or "Godfather"
@MikeDurand "Zing" "Tank" "Benny"
@barneyboatman @kimshannon BitchBoy
@ohm2k Short Buy
@tj coach Pocket Aces
@larryspraker since you are helping a dog literally hit one of their "outs", go with "outs", "river", "suckout", or the like
@okheresthething Doyle, Brunson, Slimey Gash, BJ, Rimshot, Richocet, Or Trips.
@vocabularry Personally I'd go with Badbeat or Stacks.
@verbgravy I didn't even check the picture, but I'm pretty sure you should him slowroll or busto.
@55franchise Stay. Think about calling the dog.
@urbanazian Spew, Stuck
All FANTASTIC suggestions! So far, I'm partial to "Bink" and "Dolly". Travis likes "Tank" and LOVES "Chip". Hmmmm... Decisions, decisions.
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