I am the kind of person who lives by the motto "I'll believe it when I see it". Because of my limited range of trust, I have always been skeptical of the whole Jesus, Mary & Joseph thing. I never believed that Noah had a boat stuffed with animals, and I serious doubted that J.C. rose after 3 days... Even with the technological and medical advances we've made since then, we still can't manage to magically raise the dead. That's some David Blaine shit. The thing is, I may have discovered a hole in Darwin's theory of evolution by natural selection because there is absolutely no way that the guy I had the misfortune of meeting today online is of the same species as the rest of us. Sorry Charles - you fucked up and missed something - like I said, this guy can't possibly be of the same species. During a heated game of online poker at Full Tilt Poker , the aforementioned cretin actually spewed this tidbit of verbal sludge - "Hey Danger, you're pretty hot. Wanna meet in a private room and have a little fun?"
For those of you who aren't familiar with the site, this is what I look like on Full Tilt: