Tag the Stupid People

By Kim Shannon on 5:35 PM

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Fuck stupid people. No one likes them. Of the numerous things that really piss me off, stupid people account for the vast majority. One thing that drives me to my absolute breaking point is when I see a doe-eyed, overweight housewife, whimpering, and gazing in astonishment at a psychic’s every word on television.

“Can you talk to my dead grandma?” a woman pleads. Her hand is cupped by Montel Williams.

“I am seeing her now. She says she loves you. She is saying something about a kitchen,” the amazing psychic responds.

“A kitchen? Holy shit! My grandma lived in a house with a kitchen!” shouts the woman.

I almost choke on my Slim-jim. She’ll question the psychic more. I mean, she won’t buy it that easily… right? This psychic will have to prove it with a hell of a lot more detailed information than that. No one is that dumb. Nope. No way. Hold on... she isn’t questioning it. She’s clapping and crying. People are applauding the psychic. What in the fuck is going on? All of a sudden, I realize that I am punching myself in the face and turn the television off. What could this woman really offer society? Besides a “Don’t go there!” t-shirt, not much.

Stupid people, while entertaining at times, slow the progress of life, and make being in public frustrating as hell. I could go on for hours about it. Anyone could. The one thing that we can all agree on is that there are too many dumb fucking people in the world today. Instead of just bitching about it, I have a solution. I have a noble idea for the assholes that make you scream in your car, and throw dishes and cutlery at your dog. No, my idea is not a psychotic, murderous solution, like Hitler, or Darth Vader would come up with. It is just an option that would help improve the quality of life.

Dumb people should be tagged. Like the animals they match in intellect, they can be avoided and tracked.

You believe a psychic is real because she told you that your uncle said he loves and misses you from beyond the grave...

Tag.

You shoot your friend with a shotgun while hunting for quail…

Tag.

While driving, you come to a complete stop before you make a right-hand turn…

Tag.

The minute someone illustrates stupidity this horrendously, they should be pointed out. We would have a warning when we were about to encounter a person with an I.Q. the equivalent of a urinal cake. The advantages would be astounding. Think of the shitheads you could avoid. Oh yeah... I'm starting NOW.

8 comments for this post

Anonymous

I guess YOU need to be tagged:

coming to a complete stop before turning right is correct if at a stop sign, red light, or 4 corner stop............

not only is it right, it is the law.......be careful before judging........hahahaha

Posted on Tuesday, April 14, 2009  

Hi there. I'm following your blog now but my PIC isn't coming up because I guess I need a Yahoo profile. Great postings! Just wanted to let ya know I'm following ya! Take care.~
~Eve Noir

Posted on Sunday, April 19, 2009  

Anonymous:

Reading a statement that was obviously meant to be sarcastic and taking it literally...

Tag.

Posted on Tuesday, April 21, 2009  

Thanks Eve! (BTW - your pic will show if you have a google profile or blogger profile too!) ;)

Posted on Tuesday, April 21, 2009  
Anonymous

ROFLMAO!!!!

Posted on Tuesday, April 21, 2009  

I just found your blog...Hilarious!!! Love it. I agree...stupid people they do need to be tagged, so we know to avoid them at all costs.

Posted on Thursday, April 23, 2009  

Love your idea. It is a bit more humane than a genocidal solution although I can't say I haven't contemplated that one before in my life. Your post speaks to Nietzsche's idea that the ubermensche (intelligent, life affirming, superperson) should be in positions of authority. Instead, stupid people pretty much run everything and thereby render the more superior of us to a low status. Perhaps the stupid should be branded on their foreheads. I will stop there before I spin into an insane rant. My post on DXM is related to your sentiment if you feel so inclined to check it out.

Posted on Saturday, April 25, 2009  

thanks for following my blog, www.homebodyblogger.com. love ur blog, will continue visiting.

Posted on Saturday, April 25, 2009  
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