I feel the need to publicly offer my sincerest apologies to the poker genius I insulted last night when he pushed me over the edge with his incessant shit talking... I believe my exact words were "Hear that? That's the sound of logic screaming in agony .... but thankfully, brain trumps mouth..." and for that, I am truly sorry.
What I meant to say was "I'm sorry, I don't speak fluent caveman, but I'm pretty sure what you just said translates to: 'Please come across the poker table and shatter my jaw because I am an utter imbecile and deserve to have my obnoxious ass beat down until I stop breathing and die- then I should be brought back to life just so I can have my ass kicked again.' or something to that effect. And by the way, motherfucker, is that your face or did you just block a kick?"
So, truly, if I said anything out of line, please believe me... um... that's it. Just please believe me.
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